My year without sex

Interested in non-sex year as it turned out. Horler-gal winched me in shaven head and all. Learned the biggest risks of generating an Aneurysm: straining on the toilet, having sex, inhibiting a sneeze.

Good allround character study, albeit with crankiness and non-sequitors and too-cute arty-farty bits that went precisely nowhere man.

2 and a half / 5

Inglourious Basterds

They had to spell title deviantly as the creators prize deviancy in their art. Hello Tarantulino! (Gimli the dwarf Gloin's son)

Brad Pitt so great you just wanna smile - that guy..! So neatly grooved into character worn and gnarled. Film boasts one of the great Nasty Nazis so he inhabits the role - indelible performance!

Buckets of style Tarrant-style every scene an art attack.

4/5